The Sorting Hat
This Sunday brings a trip to St. James' Park for a tie that closes out our season and decides our Champions League fate. By this point you know that nothing less than a full complement of points will do to secure our qualifying berth. I do not expect Spuds nor Chelski to drop points at home, though the former faces a resurgent Sunderland and the latter welcomes an Everton side with a desire to see Moyes off on a high note. Never mind the bollocks about a 3rd place playoff for now.
Should you need a reminder of the 7-3 tonking we put on the Geordies last December (you shouldn't), check out Arsenal Player. Needless to say, though they may not have much to play for when it comes to the league table, Monsieur Pardew and the French Toon Revolution will be plotting to exact some prideful revenge. We never seem to travel well to the North. I expect a cagey and tense affair, but I also expect to emerge victorious.
Obligatory mention of that goal:
Up the Arsenal.