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Live in London: An American Gooner’s Tale

SJS

By Daniel Brock

(@rockandbrock / @charsenewenger)

Right, so recently I ventured to Jolly Old to celebrate my 30th birthday by taking in my first Arsenal match, a 2-0 win over Fulham.

Happy birthday, indeed.

Right to it, then.

I landed at Heathrow at 7:30 a.m. on Jan. 17, hopped on the Piccadilly line and 50 minutes later emerged from the Holloway Road Station, London, N7.

I had booked a room in the Morgan Mansions via online travel service Airbnb, and my lodgings were an easy 4-minute walk from the tube. Unit 40 was on the third floor of the complex, a quintessentially English set of row houses, and quite nicely I could glimpse a BBQ Express from the window -- oh, and also the Emirates Stadium.

After a reinvigorating shower, I made for the stadium, which itself was only about four minutes away. I felt very comfortable strolling around, as I had Google Earth … ed? the shit out of Islington leading up to my visit.

I was not disappointed upon my arrival at the main gates of the Grove. The bowl's glass-and-steel exterior gave the arena something of a spaceship feel, while further steel accents and ubiquitous gray stone in the plaza and on the wide staircases lent an apocalyptic menace. (Think a tamer Agro Crag.)

It was straight into the self-guided stadium tour, where I was greeted with a hearty, "Welcome to Arsenal," and a hand-held media player and head set. I was ushered through the bowels of the Emirates and up into the Directors Box, which was replete with busts of Arsenal legends such as Herbert Chapman and Arsene Wenger. (Unfortunately the bust of Mandy Capristo was not included.)

I passed through the hospitality area (where each week Ivan Gazidas serves up secret-recipe “Larseagna” to officials from visiting clubs) and emerged into the open air and glorious scenes of the Emirates interior.

A sea of red, the undulating roof, the white cannon dotted in the seats on the far side, the banners, the famous emerald green pitch, the clock.

I wept. Or felt like it, at least. The morning was crisp, invigorating. I felt alive in a foreign land.

I took a seat in the director’s chair, front row, aisle. Never has there been a more posh place to rest one’s backside. Plush, supple, like being cradled in the Father’s bosom.

After a time, I stirred. I didn’t want to leave, but there was much to see. Suddenly a man in a top hat showed me the way to a boat afloat on a river of chocolate.

Wait, that’s not right.

No, it was up to the Diamond Club, where the highest high rollers raise their collective pinky skyward. The way I understand it, seats must be purchased in pairs, at 15,ooo each, for a minimum of three years. That’s 90,000 in all. (I’m not sure if it’s paid in dollars, pounds or souls.) Whatever the case: Up the Arsenal? Up my credit line.

There was one sour note in the Diamond Club, however, as the attendant admitted to being a Spurs supporter. Aghast, I immediately reported him to Human Resources. The last I saw of him, he was being thoroughly tased by a pair of burly security officers in neon yellow jackets.

My next stop was the players’ entrance and changing rooms. Peering into the car park, I saw ample portions of both concrete and high-end cars. There was so much of each that, for a moment, I thought the American rapper Pitbull might appear for a couple of verses and a soda endorsement. I assume he would have referred to himself not as Mr. 305 but rather Mr. 4-2-3-1.

Following a quick glance at the time capsule (The Deeper the Foundation …), it was a short, photo-lined walk to the visitors changing room, a space graced by greats such as Wayne Bridge and Bolo Zenden. Truly hallowed ground.

Straight away, I was off to the home changing room. The hallway down featured a black-tiled wall on which, in white tiles, was written Arsenal. (I will make every effort to replicate this look on my kitchen's backsplash the next time I remodel.)

On the left of the corridor was what I can only describe as a stainless steel hot tub, one in which I assume Arsenal WAGs party post-game. Along the right of the hallway was the Abu Diaby Fitness Emporium.

Finally, I rounded the corner into the inner sanctum. Wooden cubbies lined the wall and curved around the room in a U shape. Arsene apparently insisted on this setup because its feng shui facilitates better communication. Players are assigned their seats by formation, starting with goalkeeper, and the captain is placed in the middle of the U.

The kit man’s table was in the center room and at the far end hung a tactics board that the tour informed us had never actually been used.

After (smelling Mesut Özil's jersey) some quick photos, I doubled back down the corridor and took a left into the tunnel that leads to the Emirates pitch. I kept an eye out for pizza, but saw none.

I stopped for a moment, rolled my neck, wriggled my arms and jumped up and down a couple of times, then exited the tunnel onto the pitchside technical area. I was now just feet from true holy ground, but a barrier of some sort (probably a velvet rope) had been strung up to discourage me from sprinting out and sliding across the grass on both knees. Instead I took a right toward the home bench, known colloquially as the Ju-Young Park Stand.

I plopped down in Steve Bould’s chair and was able to coerce an attendant into snapping a photo before he covered up the seats, as it had started to rain.

Once back in the stadium, I ducked into one of the post-match interview rooms, all of which are incredibly small. So small, in fact, that I don’t quite understand how Arsene – or any number of our players through the years – haven’t throttled a journalist or six in there.

Finishing up with a tirade about a dodgy penalty, I proceeded to give a frosty press conference in the media center before storming out and concluding my tour in the Armoury, Arsenal’s retail mecca. The store featured a massive clothing selection, as well as a selection of massive coats. At one point I tried one of them on and was immediately transported to Narnia.

Purchases made, I hoofed it across the Danny Fiszman Bridge with the intent of viewing Highbury. I was lagging at this point, so I stopped in for an espresso near the Arsenal tube station. Refreshed after that respite, I embarked on what turned into an impromptu mini pub crawl.

First up was the Auld Triangle (@AuldTrianglePub) where I chatted with Jaime, a Gooner, and Mark, the proprietor. From there it was to the Twelve Pins and finally the The Gunners. It was at the latter that I bumped into quartet of Norwegian Gooners I had seen during the tour. Tor Alf, Jburkensen, Dumbledør and David were a lively bunch, as were Kevin and George, Gooners from Phoenix who were celebrating a 50th birthday. The latter two began discussing whether to purchase Diamond Club seats at the Emirates for entertaining clients. And, might I say, I brought up the idea, so, um, ring me up some time.

A final note on The Gunners: the Spanish bartender, for some reason, had a terrifying hand puppet with which she pantomimed eating one of the Charsenal cards. Very odd.

By the time I left The Gunners, I was well sodded, but I felt I would have been remiss to neglect Highbury. I wandered into the garden area at the now luxury apartment complex and soaked in the history. Unfortunately, in my reverie I must have passed some sort of time milestone, because when I went to leave, the gates were closed and I was trapped inside. (I eventually escaped when I followed a resident out.)

Relieved, I staggered to a nearby fish and chips shop, the Chip-In, where I shoveled down some golden-fried deliciousness. Eventually, I made it back to Morgan Mansions and slipped into a coma for three hours.

That night I went out in Islington and was up until 5 a.m., but I won’t bore you with all that. Suffice to say, the Charsenal card and the backstory of my trip got mad respect, yo.

Match Day
There are consequences for staying up drinking until 5 in the morning, notably, as Arseblogger would say, the *boilk*.

Still, I rallied and was out the door just after noon, on my way to the Tollington, henceforth referred to as the Tolly, a pub just blocks from the Emirates.

(Now would be a good time to address my communication situation. I had no power source for either my computer or phone, and no service for the phone anyway. Essentially, once those went dead, I was incommunicado. Well played. Only later did I learn my hosts had an iPhone charger with a British plug-in and that I could still use Wi-Fi abroad.)

At any rate, the plan was to meet Chris (@suburbangooner), my ticket facilitator, for a pint ahead of the match.

When I arrived at the pub, I was struggling. Still, I soldiered on, nursing a Guinness until I was able to strike up some friendly banter.

The crowd had steadily grown into a teaming, packed mass, and a check of my watch revealed that 1:30 had come and gone. Then 1:45, then 10 ‘til two. I wasn’t entirely sure what Chris looked like, and the sea of humanity was doing me no favors.

It was then the possibility that I might not get a ticket began to weigh heavily.

I made a lap around the bar, but turned up nothing. So, arriving at the front of the pub once more, I hopped up on a bench to survey the crowd, to no avail. As I was getting down, I sort of brushed against a guy and offered a quick apology. He turned around and asked if I was all right.

Suddenly, there was a beat of silence and a furrowing of our brows.

And then … the heavens opened, a light shone down and I even think a dove flew by.

Him: “Are you Brock?”

Me: “Yeah!”

Both: “Aaaaaaah.”

From there the day sped up into this whole Guy Ritchie montage sort of thing.

We’re drinking pints, sharing laughs, Chris is introducing me to his mates, we bolt from the Tolly and join lockstep with @Block_5_Gooner, I stop to take a picture outside the Emirates but get dragged along by the guys who had doubled-back, we’re going inside The Rocket (base of @REDactionAFC), we’re pouring pints out of pitchers with Chris’ boss, we’re out of there and heading to the stadium.

(An aside about Chris: He seemed to be ripped from the pages of a Nick Hornby novel. Stylish jacket, quick wit, well-coiffed. He actually reminded me of Jimmy Fallon. The point is, he was a top, top quality host.)

Finally we summited the steps at the Emirates, heading toward Turnstile 3. Chris handed me the card that served as a ticket, I scanned it and entered The Home of Football.

“Welcome to Arsenal,” Chris said once I was inside.

“That’s what they told me on the tour,” I replied.

“Welcome to the real Arsenal.”

We passed through the concourse, into Block 5 and down to Row 11. I was on the aisle, Chris just inside.

The scene was sumptuous: a stadium at capacity, the crowd expectant. The teams emerged as we arrived at our seats. (Those were never put to use, by the way. That area of the stadium doesn’t sit.)

A quick glance over our left shoulders revealed that Thierry Henry was present in his box. If you squint, in one of the selfies Chris took of us, you can see Titi up there. So, yes, we were (in essence) photobombed by Henry. Another interesting note from his box is that we could have sworn Emmanuel Eboue was serving drinks. I assume the club signed him for free in that role.

Our opponent on the day was Fulham. The football in the first half, as you know, was a bit flat and, an Özil chance aside, not much happened. But that was no matter.

At the half, we popped out for a couple of Carlings, a program and some good banter.

Things livened up after the break (including one “how did that and that AND THAT not go in!?!?” sequence). When the first goal finally came near the hour, it was through Cazorla’s sliding, right-footed shot.

The crowd erupted volcanically, cinematically. Chris was to my right screaming as we jumped up and down together, the whole of the North Bank was heaving, the PA announcer was declaring the goal scorer, Santi’s name was ringing out around the stadium.

Magic.

The second goal arrived minutes later, again through Santi. This time it was from his left foot outside the box. Same reaction as before, and the game was killed off. (Although last year’s 3-3 draw with Fulham had been discussed earlier in the day.)

Still, “We are top of the league,” said everyone.

Lukas Poldolski also had an interesting cameo. The crowd was quite enthused when he came on, and he nearly blasted home from 30 yards with one of his first touches. Chris and I talked at some length about the German’s puzzling exclusions, but having watched him in person (yes, I went there), I think there are legitimate concerns about his movement and work rate.

We exited at the final whistle and made the short walk back to the Tolly, for what Chris called a “stubby,” essentially a Hobbit-sized pint. He lives in Uxbridge, you see, which, in distance, is sort of like the Summerville of London. So he was facing quite a train ride. At any rate, when he walked over from the bar, he was carrying two regular-sized Carlings – apiece.

Top man.

We guzzled the beers, Chris said his goodbyes to a group that included @janeybear123 and disappeared into the night.

I carried on and watched the Liverpool-Southampton game with some more blokes who purchased me a couple of birthday pints. (Oh, yeah. Saturday was my birthday, after all.) Sorry chaps, I can’t recall your names, because by that point in the day, well, you can understand.

Later on, I headed back to Morgan Mansions, but not before grabbing some chicken wings and chips. I must say the Brits are much bigger fans of chicken – fried and otherwise prepared – than I gave them credit for.

Anyway, I slipped into a coma once more, went out again later and did a ton of tourist stuff the next.

Who cares about any of that?

I saw The Arsenal win.

Epilogue: On Supporters
During our time together, Chris posed an interesting question about American supporters, but then sort of answered it himself. He, and I’m sure many Brits, wanted to know why Americans would get behind a team from thousands of miles away.

He said, for him, the best part of football was going to the ground with his mates, developing a community with the people in the block and sharing a deep camaraderie.

While none of the lads in Charsenal were born in Islington, we’ve essentially come together for the same reason. Our Block 5 is Local 616. It’s Travis and Stan and Kleckley and Caldwell and Dwayne and the Breaux Bros. and Chip and the rest of the lot.

We banter, talk shit, share inside jokes and passion for Arsenal and, ultimately, have fun. We’re a group. It’s a thing, and it all started when Travis and I bumped into each other one bleary-eyed morning for a 7:45 kickoff.

Personally, I began getting into European football in the late 1990s. I played growing up and in high school, but the 1998 World Cup took my fan interest to another level.

The seminal moment of my Arsenal support was Dennis Bergkamp’s goal for Holland against Argentina. I wanted to know more about that guy.

Of course, I then discovered Arsenal, but not just The Greatest Team the World Has Ever Seen, but also the intrigue of the Premiership. It wasn’t just the top, top quality football, it was the drama, the flying pizza, the undefeated seasons, the irascible characters. It was – and is – awesome.

And football itself – Stokes of the world aside – is very often this beautiful, flowing, breathing entity that culminates in crushing lows or unmatchable highs. (Or draws.)

As an Arsenal supporter, I experienced all that alone for a number of years. I had friends who were also into football, but it was always Manchester United or Chelsea or some flavor du jour (that’s the flavor of the day), and it was never at my level of passion.

In the early days, catching games on TV was rare, and I religiously followed Soccernet for my news. Most of my senior year computer class was spent monitoring progress on Wenger’s second double. If there was an upside, it seemed like we were winning something every time I logged on.

Now the EPL is more accessible on TV in America than it is in Britain, which I find shocking. We have every match, every week. And I understand why it’s more restricted in the UK, but hearing the fans there talk about having to wait to watch highlights on Match of the Day doesn’t seem right.

Anyway, I respect the hell out Chris and the season ticket holders who told me they had been raised in Islington and were Arsenal fans since birth. I hope, too, as more U.S. supporters make trips like the one I just completed, that they’ll understand we share their passion.

I mean, I flew to London by myself – on my birthday – to watch Arsenal. And it was one of the best experiences of my life.

Oh to be a Gooner.

Now, check out the pictures - charsenal.com/photos!

If you're not laughing, you're crying...

SJS

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This blog initially went dormant over the summer because I refused to speculate on transfer rumors until actual business was conducted. As the summer drew on and no actual business transpired, it became clear that there was not going to be much to say. I tried staying positive, consoling myself first with the fact that Ivan made a big flourish of taking the handbrake off our wallet, then with our all-but-done deal for Gonzalo Higuain (nevermind the Suarez), then with how well our current squad finished out last season, and finally by convincing myself that I cannot be negative about the upcoming season before the ball has even been kicked.

For the first time in recent memory we did not enter the summer having a key player flirting with another team's money silo. We showed great unity and understanding in preseason. Wonder of wonders, we ruthlessly cut dead wood until nearly all that remained was the polished core of a title contender.

Inexplicably, that merciless cull was where our transfer business focused and to this point in the window, with all due respect to Crowley, Selva, Sanogo, and Raage, ended. Twenty-two players left Arsenal this summer, including five semi-regular members of the first team squad, with nary a replacement. The squad's need for reinforcements from back to front seemed mandatory and blatantly obvious.

Perhaps the club leadership was focused on conducting other business? There was the Asia publicity tour (calling it "preseason" is generous), the launch of a smart new away kit, the printing of sticker books, the renewal of many club memberships and season tickets after Ivan's proclamation that this, THIS was the summer of spending...but no deals of significance were sealed. We were fully prepared to finally splash the cash too, as The Swiss Ramble details.

Yet we marched into the season with this husk of a first team squad and got stuffed 1-3. At home. By Aston Villa. Conceding two penalties on top of a red card to a key defender in an already sparse back line. Getting half the team at least minorly injured, some moreso. If you had asked me to list my nightmare scenario for beginning the season, this match would have ticked all the boxes. Far better writers than I (me? see?) have vented about the debacle of our season opener (Arseblog, Arse2Mouse, 7amkickoff), but I reserve a special word for referee Anthony Taylor. Calling a match incompetently is one thing. Calling a match both incompetently AND unevenly is something else entirely. If the same bad calls that were going against us had been going against Villa in kind, I think the complexion of the match would have been very different from early on.

New signings would not have mitigated pathetic officiating but as others have stated, they would have shored up weaknesses in our squad that could have made a big difference in proceedings. This summer we drove our sensible sedan to the Aston Martin dealership a few times, kicked the tires and made wholesale offers for various elite models, and then walked away when the sticker prices were too high for our tastes. Now our sensible sedan exploded into a searing fireball right in front of all the salespeople. That sure helps our bargaining position.

To get to the point (maybe), because the club has been seeking bargains on the transfer market our business has been left late, again, and our collapse at the starting gate has done us no favors. As much as we would have paid for some players at the beginning of the summer after making it perfectly evident we had money to spend, we can expect to pay that much more after throwing the stench of desperation into the mix.

Don't talk to me about not having top quality players available to sign or that players run screaming away from a club that has not won a trophy in a few years or squeaks into the Champions League on the regular. Take a look at this summer's transfers in from around the league and you'll find that clubs of every stripe found players willing to join them, even if they haven't won a trophy recently or have European football at their disposal. What do you suppose attracts 10 new players to toil under Di Canio at Sunderland? Why did Anelka go to West Brom? Why do any of us choose a new employer? I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with big paychecks. Likewise, clubs are willing to part with good players for the right price, which in today's market tends to be outrageously high. Luckily our club has outrageous money to spend; for some reason we are reluctant. At the very least, why weren't we taking advantage of other clubs' scouting (like a certain lilywhite neighbor does) and swooping in with improved bids ourselves? The truth of the matter is that I would have taken just about any player transferred into the Premiership this summer, and preferably four or five of them.

I appreciate that Wenger believes the current squad is capable of winning the league.  It must feel good as his player to receive such high praise. Despite what Tony Adams thinks, I rate our starting XI pretty highly (and don't rate him as much of a successor to Arsene). The trouble is, obviously, our depth beyond those 11 players. Most supporters certainly don't believe that this squad is deep enough to do much of anything let alone challenge on four fronts this campaign. The kicker is that the squad themselves don't believe it either! It is not just the club's supporters calling for transfers in - team leaders like Mikel Arteta and Jack Wilshere, among others, have gone public recently with similar pleas (Arseblog). How are we not bringing players in?!

The cacophony of criticism from all corners must be deafening in Wenger's ears. It's disheartening for a manager who revolutionized the game and brought so much success to Arsenal in the process to be the target of such bile and vitriol, to see players that he nurtured into world-class talents lose patience and take their talents elsewhere, to hear petulant songs and read tense banners. At the same time, what we hear over and over is how the buck stops with Wenger when it comes to footballing matters at Arsenal. He certainly earned this responsibility. The thing that is hard to admit, though, is that he may have overstayed that responsibility. Given what we see from the outside there is little choice but to draw the conclusion that today's game has passed Wenger by, even just a little bit.

This isn't about losing a season opener or not having brought a trophy home in the last few years (and seriously? I could give a damn less about winning a trophy as long as we are contending every season on all fronts). This isn't about bringing David Dein back or having Usmanov represented on the board (Why does that sound like a good idea, again? Because he has written some letters suggesting he'd make funds available to buy players? WE ALREADY HAVE THE FUNDS SOD OFF).

This is about not having a plan B, on or off the pitch. This is an accumulation of frustration.

Wenger's revulsion against paying above the odds for players (Suarez aside; I think that situation warrants a case study in a psych textbook. We won't spend money on just any player, but we'll blow away our transfer record by some distance on him? Really?) and lack of urgency in closing deals early in the transfer window have slowly but surely crippled this club over the span of many years. At this point I am not confident that any of our players, even the stalwarts, will choose to be around and suffer this for much longer. Perhaps it is time for new ideas.

The flip side is, suppose the board has similar ideas. Should Wenger be sacked? Sacked mid-season? Just let the season play out, disastrously or otherwise, and handle things afterward? Who has the credentials to fill his shoes? Who would want to fill his shoes? All delicate questions when discussing a legend.

As with our transfer business, we have left our managerial business to be taken care of far too late. Divided fanbase? Check. Divisive owner and board? Check. Depleted squad? Check. Transfer funds that may or may not actually be available? Check. Sign me up! As with potential players, we should expect to pay well above the odds to lure a top quality replacement for Wenger, which will only heap the pressure on whoever takes up the reins.

Perhaps I (and many others) write Arsene Wenger's obituary too soon, though. The team has shown tremendous resiliency tonight by topping a lukewarm Fenerbahçe side, 3-0, in an intimidating environment. Three away goals will do wonders for our spirits and certainly affords a measure of confidence heading to Craven Cottage this Saturday. Celebrate this victory, celebrate how hard the players worked for it, celebrate their sacrifices. Lament that Koscielny's red card suspension is convenient, since he was carted off the pitch after a high boot to the face (haven't we had players sent off for similar maneuvers with far less contact?).  The Pole in goal caught some studs to the neck. Our Big Friendly Vice-Vice-Captain is looking a bit lonely in central defense at the moment. Meanwhile Sagna nearly kissed his own arse a few days ago and hardly looked worse for the wear - new contract please?

But that's the rub, isn't it? The team fights for a vital win, both for our Champions League future this season and for our immediate morale, scores 3 away goals, Aaron Ramsey runs his arse off, and all most of us can really think about are the further knocks, steady depletion of our squad, who we will field for our next match, and who's left to buy. At least this trip to Turkey may very well have been the start of our season and the end of our dalliances in the transfer market, when we begin earnestly pursuing the likes of...well there's this one...ah, bollocks. What's better - dead wood, or no wood?